Pizza: *slurping a soda while watching with mild concern*
MA: *setting down jelly corn things and seafood*
MA: Okay Turkey, just eat all of this and stare at the camera while you do it
Turkey: I... I really don't know about this....
MA: Try these first *pours soy sauce on some of the food*
Food: *starts moving because it was alive*
Turkey: *loud girly screaming as he jumps onto Eggnog*
Rice: *holds up cross*
Pizza: *chokes on drink*
Takoyaki: *ushering some of the seafood out of the room* Run Jeremy, run!!
