*While Skewer and Sichuan Hotpot are watching the news*
News reporter: The cases of confirmed coronavirus have risen drastically over the past few days--
Sichuan:
Skewer:
Skewer: sichuan no
Sichuan: *gathering her tiles* sichuan yes
*later, at the hospital*
Doctors: No, you can't cure coronavirus with mahjong
Sichuan: Shut up you ninnies! Mahjong can solve everything!
Skewer: I'm so sorry... I tried to stop her...