MA: *puts food down* Here's your mushroom chicken stew!
Customer: Thank you-- *sees spaghetti stain* Um.... I can't use this bowl
MA: .... Why not?
Customer: It has a spaghetti stain
MA: So? It's a clean bowl
Customer: I don't give a fuck how clean it is. Don't give me no spaghetti stained bowl to eat my stew
MA: .... How badly do you want this mushroom chicken stew?
Customer: I paid good money for it, give me my food
MA: Then you can eat it in a spaghetti stained bowl because guess what, it's all going to the same place. A red sauce stain isn't gonna hurt you.
