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Me, looking at the Joyous Celebration artwork: Fondant Cake you made Champagne seem like a giant skyscrapper, you're only like a foot shorter than him in this picture

Me, looking at their actual heights: O H

Fondant Cake: *5'3"*

Champagne: *6'3"*

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