Brownie: Eclair, you'll be alright--
Eclair: Touch me again and I will kill you and your fucking family.
Brownie: A l r i g h t
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Cheese: I'm gonna eat all these meat buns.
Pizza: Cheese you can't eat all those meat buns--
Cheese: Fuck you Pizza I can and will eat all of these meat buns!
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Steak: *grunting*
Vodka: *grunting*
Gingerbread: This is the most intense arm wrestling match so far, wouldn't you say?
Red Wine: Mhm. I hope she wins, I'd love to see Steak suffer from defeat.
Resident: Yo, I just remembered something.
Red Wine: What do you want.
Resident: So, like, your friend Steak there.... when he uses his strength, he emits heat and fire... and like.... that woman is cold to the touch and has snow around her...
Red Wine & Gingerbread:
Red Wine: STEAK YOU IDIOT--
*the entire festival gets flooded*
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B-52: This so-called "divination" is literally something I could do for you with the thing called science and calculations.
Brownie:
Brownie: B-52, I love you with all of my heart, but can you please let me enjoy this moment--
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Tortoise Jelly: Did you know that an eraser can get rid of any mistake?
Toso: Let me see that eraser real quick.
Toso: *rubs the eraser against Jelly's forehead*
Toso: You lied to me.
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Boston Lobster: You got a problem!?
Peking Duck: Yeah I got a problem!
Boston Lobster: You wanna fucking go!?
Peking Duck: Yeah I wanna go--!!!
Yuxiang: You wanna go on a date!?
Spicy Gluten: Sure!
Boston Lobster: Literally WHY
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MC: BOOM shakalaka roll call!
Dorayaki: My name is--
Bloody Mary: Satan.
Dorayaki:
Dorayaki: My name is Dorayaki and I love God.
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Champagne, to Fondant Cake: Will you--
Turkey, in the distance: FUCK ME~!
Champagne: Turkey WHY.
Turkey:
Turkey: I mean... I was talking to Eggnog, but....
