Steak Has Big Brain

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Steak: So we're personified food right

Red Wine: Duh.

Steak: And our food exists in the world and we can create it from our hands.

Red Wine: Obviously.

Steak: So then when we eat or drink whatever food we are, is that self-cannibalism?

Red Wine: *slowly stares down at wine in his hand*

Steak: And if we eat food, are we potentially committing cannibalism?

Red Wine:

*later*

Gingerbread: Why is Red Wine contemplating everything he's ever done?

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