Summoning Blobster

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MA: *throws soul embers into the summoning pool* One Food Soul please

Boston Lobster: *pops out* ......

MA: 

MA: So this is awkward

Boston Lobster: Yeah

MA: Considering how many times you've tried to kill me

Boston Lobster: *softly* yeah

MA: This is actually kind of illegal now that I think about it, summoning you and making this contract between us, I mean you're so symbolic and iconic to the freedom of Food Souls

*Later*

MA: *arranging his bedroom* So.... we usually try to put the Food Soul's favorite color in the room, whether it be the paint on the walls, the curtain, the carpet, or the bedding.

Boston Lobster, trying to scare them: My favorite color is human blood

MA: *nodding while writing stuff down* Okay, we can make that work, but how do you deal with the smell of metal for long periods of time? We could probably find a way to work around that, but just in case

Boston Lobster: Why would you need to....? OH MY GOD DO NOT CUT YOUR ARMS OPEN

MA: *crying* I'M TRYING MY BEST TO MAKE YOU ALL HAPPY

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