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Yogurt: Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoonfuls of warm oil. Do you still feel like eating pizza now?

Milk Tea: *sets chicken pizza down*

Cassata:

Pizza: Oh, please, that's nothing. I've swallowed warmer fluids that are considered nasty when going down your throat

Pizza: Ain't that right Cassata?

MA: *shrieks*

Pizza: And I've been forced to swallow worse warm fluids

Pizza: AIN'T THAT RIGHT WHISKEY

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