Yuxiang: *answers FaceTime call* Hey girl
Spicy Gluten: *speaking really quietly* Hey girl, listen, keep your voice down
Yuxiang: Why? What did you do? Did Sweet and Salty mess with Salt 'n Pepper Shrimp again?
Spicy Gluten: No! Look, I was playing some mahjong--
Yuxiang: Girl you gonna get an addiction, don't I always say to not gamble?
Spicy Gluten: --With these people named Sichuan Hotpot, Beer, and Skewer. Well, that Skewer girl was rather spicy and stuff, so I thought I would give her a sample of some of this honey bun
Yuxiang: *as Peking Duck covers the ducklings' ears* Ew girl what!? Hey you said you were saving that for me! And yes I know what You're talking about!
Spicy Gluten: Well now her Master Attendant is home
Yuxiang: Girl you gotta get out of there
*a few minutes later, after Skewer's MA pulls a gun out and demands answers from her*
Spicy Gluten: Okay, here we go... *almost to the door*
MA: WHO THE FUCK IS THAT!? *starts firing off gun*
Spicy Gluten: *screams*
Yuxiang: BITCH RUN--
