Salty Tofu: So I was talking to my Master Attendant today, and they told me about how my big brother drew them a rose that was "so beautiful" and "out of this world", because he's "so talented".
Salty Tofu: *brings blank canvas up* So I decided to paint them a Bob Ross painting to prove that I am the better twin.
Hotdog: Bitch--
(If Food Souls existed in real life, Bob Ross would be Hotdog's Master Attendant at some point)
