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Black Forest Cake: ......

Stargazy Pie: B-Black Forest Cake, please.... I know we haven't always gotten along, but don't you think this is going a little too far?

Black Forest Cake: Mm.... I dunno..... you did throw out that har gow the blondie made for me.....

Stargazy Pie: I-It didn't have any of that brandy in it! You wouldn't have liked it anyway!

Black Forest Cake: you fucking take that back you little shit his cooking is amazing even without the Kirschwasser

Stargazy Pie: YO PLEASE WE WORK TOGETHER

Black Forest Cake: Yeah? And I work with Oyster, but when have I ever respected his wishes?

Stargazy Pie: BUT I'M SPAGHETTI'S FRIEND

Black Forest cake: So am I

Black Forest Cake: *places down +4 card* UNO, bitch

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