MA: *going to meet the Italian Trio for the first time*
MA: Cheese looks cute, finally a girl Food Soul whose boobs don't look like weird orb creatures *looks at Milk* Yeah I'm talking about you
Cheese: *looks down at her chest*
Cassata: *breathing*
MA: He looks nothing like this weird fruit casserole thing *holds up cassata* And is that thing he's holding a....? It looks like a knife umbrella, can someone tell me what that is?
Pizza: *staring off into space in his ascended skin*
MA: Pizza-- PIZZA IS HIGH AS FUCK RIGHT NOW
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Pizza's Thoughts: I still don't know whether or not he's there... I can't lead Cheese into danger, I'll have to find another opportunity to go and investigate it myself....
Cassata: Don't look so scared, Pizza
MA: Oh yeah, it's that anxiety weed he smoking
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MA: *readjusting the blunt in Pizza's mouth* I feel like I'm nursing a child right now
MA: Like here is your blunt, baby, sweet child. Here is your blunt
MA: *turns to Cassata with a blunt* Oh, he already has a weed plant sticking out of his mouth-- well here, TWO blunts!
MA: He's really agitated now!
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MA: *attaching weed plant to Pizza's hat*
MA: Oh wait, so that's not a cape? I guess that's just a really shitty flag
MA: It's all beat up and everything
Pizza: *sniffles*
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Citizen: You can't go in there, it's dangerous!
MA: I like how this random guy who probably walks like his shit don't stink looks like he's twice the size of Pizza
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