Fruit Tart: I want you to kill my ex, but make it look like an accident.
Souffle: Okay.
~later~
Baguette: It looks like the murderer beat him over the head with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his foot.
YOU ARE READING
God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
#crack
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#ffredwine
#ffrice
#ffsteak
#foodfantasy
#foodsouls
#headcanons
#justforfun
#myhappyplace
#shitpost
#tierra
#tofutwins
Fruit Tart: I want you to kill my ex, but make it look like an accident.
Souffle: Okay.
~later~
Baguette: It looks like the murderer beat him over the head with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his foot.