How The Time Pavilion Murder Should've Happened

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Fruit Tart: I want you to kill my ex, but make it look like an accident.

Souffle: Okay.

~later~

Baguette: It looks like the murderer beat him over the head with a crowbar and placed a banana peel by his foot.

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