Chicken Nugget

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Irene: Perfect last-minute gifts-- JUST ONE CHICKEN NUGGET!

Ichi: It's perfect for; small appetites, a tiny man, or a squirrel that is in your house somehow!

Mithra, in the background: We're not talking about you in the ad, Ichi!

Irene: Originally at 49 cents, now you can buy it for 29 cents!

Vanilla: I'm a tiny man and I approve this gift!

Cheese: Bitch.... move, give me the whole damn stock of 20 chicken nugget boxes

Cheese: *looks at phone* And give me all the large fries for Pizza

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