Salty Tofu: *rummaging through kitchen drawers*
Sweet Tofu: What're you doing?
Salty Tofu:
Sweet Tofu: So you're not gonna answer me huh?
Salty Tofu: *pulls out perfectly sharp knife* PERFECT~!
Sweet Tofu: *running away* What the fuck--
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Salty Tofu: You're my least favorite brother.
Sweet Tofu: I'm your only brother.
Salty Tofu: *grabs Boston Lobster, Green Curry, and Salt 'n Pepper Shrimp*
Salty Tofu: No you're not.
