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God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
#crack
#ff
#ffredwine
#ffrice
#ffsteak
#foodfantasy
#foodsouls
#headcanons
#justforfun
#myhappyplace
#shitpost
#tierra
#tofutwins
Baguette: *sniffling and lightly crying*
Sachertorte: What's wrong!? Why are you crying!? Who do I have to kill and then cover up the murder!?
Marshmallow: *looks up uneasily* Sachertorte... you're the senior officer of the Eye of Horus....
Baguette: Ah... no, it's just these onions. It's fine, Sachertorte
Sachertorte: *glares at onions* What the fuck did you say to my husband
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