Pizza: Look, I'm the embodiment of pizza. I'm the literal personification of the food.
Pizza: So yes, I do think that all pizzas are valid. All pizza toppings are valid.
Pizza: So Cheese
Pizza: STOP PUTTING PIZZA TOPPINGS ON MY FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO SEE HOW I REACT
Cheese: But Pizza, we haven't even done the Swedish banana pizza yet!
Pizza:
Pizza: I'm sorry
Pizza: The WHAT
