Customer: Yo, be my hoe.
Popcorn: Yo, what?
Sandwich: Bitch no, I'm like a loli.
Customer: But I'm sexy.
Sandwich: No. Popcorn is sexy.
Sandwich: You look like Amazake's feet--
YOU ARE READING
God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
#crack
#ff
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#ffrice
#ffsteak
#foodfantasy
#foodsouls
#headcanons
#justforfun
#myhappyplace
#shitpost
#tierra
#tofutwins
Customer: Yo, be my hoe.
Popcorn: Yo, what?
Sandwich: Bitch no, I'm like a loli.
Customer: But I'm sexy.
Sandwich: No. Popcorn is sexy.
Sandwich: You look like Amazake's feet--