(So I used this Food Fantasy Ship Generator, and these are the results)
Sachertorte: *kicks open door* This is the Eye of Horus, we got a call about domestic violence--
Hotdog & Peking Duck: *crying on the floor*
Baguette: E-Excuse me, what happened here?
Hotdog: *shakily points to disassembled furniture* I... IKEA....
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Skewer: So we've been dating for a while
Cloud Tea: Mhm
Skewer: And you caught a bouquet at our friend's wedding
Cloud Tea: Right
Skewer: So what size dress do you wear?
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Sweet & Sour Fish + Spicy Gluten: *fierce glaring*
Wonton: I... I've never seen Sweet & Sour Fish look so angry before. Did something happen?
Spicy Gluten: I can bake a better pie than you can!
Sweet & Sour Fish: Oh you're so on!
Cloud Tea: Competitive baking
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Long Bao: *giving (horrible) tea recommendations on live TV*
Zitui Bun: Those are awful recommendations
Zitui Bun: But god damn if you aren't my favorite TV star
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(Berkshire Lady's Garland AU)
Borscht: I have too much money and no one to spend it on except my also rich best friend Spaghetti
Borscht: *sees Dorayaki* Damn he cute
Borscht: *disguised* Fight me or marry me coward
Dorayaki: Sure thing if you're rich
*later*
Taiyaki, patting Sashimi's back: It's okay, Sashimi, we'll find you another blonde with great yo-yo techniques....
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MA: Cassata, Milk, you two are on pumpkin carving duty for this year's Halloween decorations!
Cassata: Alright
Milk: Yes Master Attendant
*later*
Milk: I carved a baby cow, what did you make?
Cassata: Me stabbing Whiskey in the chest :)
Milk: Ah
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Yogurt: So I made this list of baked goods we can make, all of them are really healthy too!
Nagashi Somen: Sounds great!
Yogurt: No we are not adding soy sauce. I had Takoyaki take all of the soy sauce with her when she left
Somen: Damn it
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*They're in the war against the Fallen Angels*
Laba Congee: This is probably a really bad time, but will you marry me?
Osmanthus Cake:
Laba Congee:
Osmanthus Cake: Ofc I will babe
