Pizza: *looks at Cheese* Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Cheese: *mouth full of donuts* No.
Pizza: Then what's that white powder on your skirt?
Cheese: That's cocaine.
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Pizza: Here Cassata, a nice, hot plate of braised lamb!
Cassata: Oh, it's cold.
Pizza: A nice plate of braised lamb!
Cassata: *bites* It's horrible, Pizza.
Pizza: A plate of braised lamb......?
Cassata: I'm not even sure this is lamb meat.
Pizza: P l a t e
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Cassata: Cheese, you need a hobby.
Cheese: I already have a hobby.
Cassata: Eating when you're bored doesn't count.
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Pizza: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Cheese: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Pizza: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Cheese: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Cassata: I tried to stop both of you from doing the dumb stuff.
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Pizza: Hey! Guys, guess what I got!
Cheese: A brain?
Cassata: A new friend?
Whiskey: A kill?
MA: More ingredients?
Pizza: Nope!
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MA: Cheese and Pizza, you two handle the Fallen Angel. Cassata, you and I are gonna deal with Whiskey.
Cassata: How do we make it look like an accident?
MA: I'm not saying murder! We're just gonna talk to him, like normal people!
Pizza: You better murder him after what he did--
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Cassata: *talking to a babysitter* Yeah, so they usually eat around 6, but Cheese might wanna eat earlier than that and after that. Make sure she gets a late night snack, too. Oh, and make sure Pizza gets his nap, he gets cranky if he doesn't.
Pizza: What are you doing?
Cheese: We're grown people!
Cassata: Pizza! Cheese! The adults are talking!
Pizza: *glares*
Cheese: *glares*
Cassata: *glares*
Cassata: So yeah, I'll be back around 9.
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Cassata: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Pizza: Wh--
Cassata: But then I remember that I won't see you if I do.
Pizza: *blushes*
Cheese: Get a room.
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Cheese: It's impossible to say the word 'bubbles' threateningly.
