Tempura: I have this really nice rock
Tempura: Miso Soup gave it to me.
Miso Soup: I threw it at you.
Tempura: It was on fire. It looked really cool.
Miso Soup: I was trying to kill you--
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YOU ARE READING
God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
#crack
#ff
#ffredwine
#ffrice
#ffsteak
#foodfantasy
#foodsouls
#headcanons
#justforfun
#myhappyplace
#shitpost
#tierra
#tofutwins
Tempura: I have this really nice rock
Tempura: Miso Soup gave it to me.
Miso Soup: I threw it at you.
Tempura: It was on fire. It looked really cool.
Miso Soup: I was trying to kill you--