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God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
#crack
#ff
#ffredwine
#ffrice
#ffsteak
#foodfantasy
#foodsouls
#headcanons
#justforfun
#myhappyplace
#shitpost
#tierra
#tofutwins
Turkey: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?
Champagne: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Fondant Cake: Tackle him.
Red Wine: Dump him.
Steak: Kick him in the shins?
Eggnog: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
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