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God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
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Pizza: *the server for the VIP balcony* And would you like to donate to children's cancer research?
Customer: Not today
Pizza: say it
Customer: What?
Pizza: say "I don't want to donate to children's cancer research"
Customer: I don't want to donate to children's cancer research
Pizza: now spit in my face you heartless bitch
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