Salty: Master Attendant, There's a monster under my bed! It's so ugly, if you look at it you'll turn to stone! It's sure to give me nightmares!
Sweet: Why do you hate me, brother?
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Salty, opening the closet: There's a gun up here!
Green Curry: Do you know what you should do if you find a gun?
*four minutes later*
Salty, chasing Sweet while firing the gun: STOP MOVING MOTHERFUCKER
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Sweet: Brother I'm dead...
Salty: Oh no, no that's TERRIBLE....
Sweet: Hey.... hey, hey, HEY!
Salty: *falls while running away*
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Sweet: *Has a belt* Now this is gonna hurt me a lot more than It's gonna hurt you....
Salty: How are you gonna get hurt? I'm the one getting beat!
Sweet: You know what I mean. It hurts my insides.
Salty: FUCK YOUR INSIDES--
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Sweet: A potato flew around my room before you came--
Salty: *puts fan on full speed*
*both start screaming*
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Master Attendant: Family loves you no matter what!
Sweet: SALTY!
Salty: WHAT
Sweet: Do you love me little brother? :D
Salty: No. I hate you.
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Sweet: What happened?
Salty: *mumbles something*
Sweet: What?
Salty: I said I sucked dick on accident....
Sweet: How the fuck do you suck dick on accident?
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Salty: I hate you Sweet, burn in hell.
*Salty presses flame to Sweet Tofu's face as he wakes up*
Sweet: Salty I'll give you back your vape pen but please--
