These Three Can Take My Heart

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Red Wine: I hate you, burn in hell.

Steak: What?

Red Wine: You heard me.

Steak: And it turns out I did not hear what the fuck you just said--

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Red Wine: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Steak: Huh?

Red Wine: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!

Steak: Guess I'll die then--

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Steak: *screaming* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!!!!!!!!!!

Red Wine: Fixed what!?

Steak: EVERYTHING!

*loud explosion in background*

Steak: ........ Except that.

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Gingerbread: Agent Coyote, this is headquarters, do you copy?

Red Wine: Yes sir I do.

Gingerbread: And Agent Little Dick do you copy--

Steak: Agent WHAT!?

Red Wine:

Gingerbread: Agent Little Dick--

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