Steak: *gets knocked out* Huh... such a pity!
Red Wine:
Milk: You have my permission to go all out, Red
Red Wine: *charging at Fallen Angel* YOU KILLED MY FUCKING HUSBAND--
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Milk: No need to worry, I'm here--
Steak & Red Wine: *get knocked out*
Black Tea & Vodka: *at like full health already*
Milk: *silent rage*
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Milk: I'm the team captain, I get the final say
Vodka: Says who? I never agreed to that
Steak: Master Attendant said so
Vodka: *glares* Shut your bottom bitch ass up
Red Wine: Hey, don't talk to my bottom bitch like that
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Vodka: *looking between Milk and Black Tea, Steak and Red Wine*
Vodka: *chugs alcohol* This is the only love I need, and you too Andre
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*This still traumatizes me*
Me, during the Billowing Smoke event: Hm.... okay, so this is the pool with only SRs and URs. We have enough of the scythes to do either a 20% UR or a 50/50. There are some really cool looking SRs in this pool, so I hope I get one of the event ones
Vodka: Better not get Borscht
Me: Shut yo hoe ass up Vodka *pulls in the gacha*
*Yuxiang comes out*
Me: *screams into the void*
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Milk, Black Tea, Vodka: *fully ascended*
Red Wine and Steak: *continuously avoiding getting pulled in the summoning pool so I can't ascend them*
Me: At this point swap gatchas are my saving grace but even then I have such an urge to go for the event Food Souls
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Milk: Ah, now you can ascend me, Master Attendant
Orange Juice, the very fist Food Soul I 5*: *walks by*
Milk:
Milk: bitch you used to be our second magic soul
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Vodka: So what are you two?
Steak: I'm a bottom
Red Wine: Power switch
Vodka: I meant relationship wise, but alright
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*Arranging a second fighting team*
Me: Peking Duck will be the leader, Yuxiang and Bamboo Rice will be our defense line, and Realgar Wine and Plum Juice will be our offense and healer
Peking Duck: Of course, Master Attendant
Realgar Wine, to Peking: please don't kill me please don't kill me
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Me: Yo... I actually suck at making teams
Foie Gras: Master Attendant I can charm the opponent, why not put me on the team
Me: Well maybe if you were actually good during the Sakurajima levels I would've put seasonings into you
Pizza: What about me? I can block healing
Me: Pizza.... I love you, but you have zero stars and my seasonings are valuable
