Marshmallow: Is something wrong with Sachertorte? He's been laying on the floor for the past four hours....
Turducken: He's just overwhelmed.
Marshmallow: Why? What happened?
Turducken: Baguette giggled.
Sachertorte: And it was fucking beautiful
(Okay so has ANYONE, Wiki or not, translated parts of Baguette's backstory yet? I wanna read about this shorts-over-pants man.)
