Baguette: I'm not very confrontational
Pizza: You are?? A detective??
Baguette: Yeah but during investigation there are rules. I can argue with suspects and analyze the fuck outta evidence no problem
Baguette: But when I leave the courthouse or crime scene and go home I'm not gonna argue with my husband (Sachertorte) about dinner. There are no rules in our kitchen
Baguette: I would die
