Food Fantasy On Crack

At Nirvana Funeral Hall

Turducken: *doing her work in the funeral hall*

Person: *whispering to someone* You should look out for her, I hear she's always hanging around graveyards and talking to ghosts. Plus she's wearing all black and has red hair-- two signs of evil

Turducken: *whips head around* :)

Person: *falls back* Jesus fuck--!

Turducken: Let. Me. Give. The. Dead. My. Blessings