Pizza: If you're ever sad, just remember that pizza is only a call away!
Cheese: Why would anyone want to call you
Pizza: N-no I meant like--
Cheese: Because last time someone called you you stayed up for 24 hours consistently, on the phone, and neither me nor Cassata could sleep.
Pizza: Cheese--
Cheese: And last time I called you you said you were busy but I know for a fact you were laying in bed like the goddamn bum you are. So no, if someone is sad, they are not going to call you. They're gonna call Sakuramochi.
Pizza, on the verge of tears: ...... I meant ordering pizza......
