Bamboo Rice: *holding water balloons close* They're Bamboo's babies!
Crab Long Bao: *appears next to him* And I'm their parent!
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Peking Duck: *breathes*
Boston Lobster: Finally! A worthy opponent!
Boston Lobster: Our battle will be legendary!
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Bonepain: *runs straight through the middle of the restaurant*
Insurance Agent, on the phone: Your medical insurance doesn't cover Bonepain, sir..
MA: Then why the fuck did you say it does?
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Vodka: I don't stop drinking because the owner of the bar has a family to feed.
B-52: Sometimes it be like that.
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Customer: I don't like anime idol boys. They're so basic and boring.
MA:
Ichi: Shit
MA: Ichi, hold Rice
Rice: ....?
MA: *yeets Pizza and Chocolate at the customer* TELL THEM THEY'RE BASIC AND BORING TO THEIR FACES
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MA, to the summoning pool: Can you please give me a good husbento or waifu? I'll take anyone... just give me someone new....
Dorayaki: Allow me to introduce myself--
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MA: *gestures to 5 star Tom Yum, B-52, Vodka, Black Tea, and Milk* This how we getting into the Magic Academy
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Philosophical & Poetic: Gingerbread, Caviar, Miso Soup, Sake, Milt, Vodka.
Oh no... Sorry... Impossible...: Milk, Black Tea, Red Wine, Yuxiang, Sanma, Brownie.
My skills are not enough: Tom Yum, Peking Duck, Hamburger, Sweet Tofu, Tangyuan, Gyoza.
The Fucking TRAGIC ones: Raindrop Cake, Double Scoop, Pineapple Cake, Orange Juice, Cold Rice Shrimp, Laba Congee.
