Peking Duck: Okay children, stay where I can reach you if you get hurt--
Jiuniang, in the distance: Look at all those chickens!
Peking Duck:
Duckies:
Peking Duck: .... Excuse me?
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God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
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Peking Duck: Okay children, stay where I can reach you if you get hurt--
Jiuniang, in the distance: Look at all those chickens!
Peking Duck:
Duckies:
Peking Duck: .... Excuse me?