Fondant Cake: *finishing prayers* Amen.
Pretzel: So kids, how was your last day at church school?
Croissant: In prayer group we put our crosses in our bodies.
Lamb Chop: I told everyone to get fucked.
Beer: Lamb Chop!
Fish and Chips: Where!?
Lamb Chop: And then I stabbed a kid.
Fondant Cake: Well, at least all but one of us are getting into Heaven.
Beer: Fondant Cake is right Lamb, we picked a religion.
Lamb Chop: Satanism is a religion Beer! And my name is Spiced Chop!
Fish and Chips: Well my name is hungry! *smashes face into food*
Pretzel: And this is literally the last time I'm going to tell you-- elbows off the Goddamn table!
Fish and Chips: And It's comments like those that have been slowly turning me gay for this entire group.
Fondant Cake: *snickers* Ow!
Beer: What happened?
Croissant: Lamb Chop kicked her in between the legs.
Beer: Ugh, Lamb Chop--
Lamb Chop: Spiced Chop.
