You're Better Than That, Pretzel

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Black Pudding, about Pretzel: He cheated on me!!

Spaghetti: Let's go.

Black Forest Cake: *loads machine gun*

Margarita: *smiling as she holds a flamethrower*

Borscht: We're on our way.

Surstromming: Fucking men, they're nothing but backstabbing cheaters!

Oyster: So who's turn is it to drive?

Stargazy Pie: *wielding her battleaxe* I'M READY--

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