Salty Tofu: If you were murdered, I wouldn't go to your funeral.
Sweet Tofu: Aw, is that because you'd be in jail for killing whoever murdered me?
Salty Tofu: No. I wouldn't go to your funeral because I'd be too busy throwing a party to celebrate your death.
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