Scallion: *exists*
Mapo Tofu: *numerous affectionate emojis because I don't have those on my laptop*
Buddha's Temptation:
Buddha's Temptation: How the fuck did you say that in real life?
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/210278150-288-k854510.jpg)
Mapo Tofu Loves Scallion
Scallion: *exists*
Mapo Tofu: *numerous affectionate emojis because I don't have those on my laptop*
Buddha's Temptation:
Buddha's Temptation: How the fuck did you say that in real life?