Turkey Is Standing In My Heart

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Turkey: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't punch your face in

Eggnog: Because if you did I would quit my job then you'd have no adviser and your kingdom will slowly crumble because you're stubborn tsundere ass can't listen to anyone else's opinions

Turkey: .....

Turkey: I....

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