Raidea- No uX1000000000 I win no matter what you do gg no re.
Dorian- Nani?!
Raidea- hmmmmmmmmmmmm. The only insults I've done is in improve so... I'll take random clips from that.
Raidea- You make my cheese melt. Just like my heart...
Dorian- I think you've got this backwards... Just because I can't make you a good grilled cheese, doesn't mean you shouldn't eat my moldy cheese bread.
Raidea-understandable have a great day
Dorian- Understandable, put moldy cheese bread in your mouth.
Raidea- go outside and talk to a tree. Make friends with the tree. There's nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend
Dorian- Lose your common sense and get an afro!!!
Dorian- Let that kid alone!
Dorian- People die when they're killed.
Raidea-no shit
Raidea-can I leave yet?
Dorian- When Neptune does her job...
Raidea- (opens clip from re;birth 3 of her doing her job)
Dorian- Without any ulterior motives... That's what I thought.
Neptune- Nepu!
Raidea-Neptune. Your good at insults you take my place. I got better shit to do
Neptune- Raidea can't work for a day in his life, he can't even enjoy a good moldy cheese bread.
Raidea- ok Neptune how many colleges did you get into?.. Exactly
Neptune- Uh... The college of pudding?
Raidea-Neptune that is bullshit and you know it.
Neptune- You're right... It was the "University" of pudding!
Dorian- (Facepalms)
Raidea-better, anyways let's see how much paperwork you've filed. Let's see it
Neptune- Here ya go...
Dorian- Why is this a recipe for coffee pudding?
Neptune- Those are the files... To finish them... You need to make coffee pudding.
Raidea-(pats Dorian on the back) you got this buddy
Dorian- Yeah fine... Raidea, I'll need the ingredients though.
Neptune- Ooh, ooh, I'll go with him!
Dorian- It'd be best if you stayed here. We don't need another incident on our hands...
Raidea- uuu I have coffee powder?(reaches into backpack and pulls out barrel of coffee powder)
Neptune- Only the purest of coffee beans can go into my pudding.
Dorian- (Slams bag of ingredients onto table.) Show time.
(Cracks knuckles) (Spreads out ingredients on table) (Slams the ingredients with his hand)
(Slamming intensifies) (Lemme Smash) (Smashes a few eggs onto the table) (Throws raw chicken on the ingredients) (Starts stuffing the chicken with a watermelon) (throws everything off of the table) (Pisses on it) (Puts it into a bowl) (Throws bowl into toilet) (Scoops it up) (Puts it into plastic container) (Slams it in front of Neptune) Your pudding, madam.
Raidea-(slowly backs away)
Dorian- Hey! You're not leaving...
Raidea-MISSION FAILED. WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME!
(Suddenly, a laugh track plays in the background)
Dorian- What the hell?!
Raidea-T-I
Dorian- Raidea.
Raidea-what?
Dorian- You stay here with Neptune, bye!
Raidea-(waits till Dorian leaves)(slams Neptune's face into pudding)(jumps out window)
Dorian- Jesus Croire Raidea?!
Neptune- Nepu!
(Neptune suddenly eats her own face and disappears)
Iro-can I play?
Dorian- No!
(Tactical Nukes)
Dorian- I think we're done here...
Raidea-you think.?
(End Scene)
Clap clap clap.
You're free to go... See you tomorrow.
Raidea-(drop kicks Iro out window)(jumps off cliff)
The end
Raidea-Hold up that's not how I remembered it.
Neptune-that's how I remember it
Dorian- Neptune you wouldn't remember a Nep-Nepped Nep, that Nepped up and Nep-Nep, Nep, with Nepped Nep-Neps and Neps with Neps...
Raidea-what did you even just say?
Dorian-I don't Nepping know, but to top it off. I sawed this boat in half
Raidea- AND HES ON THE BOAT HE'S ON THE F*****BOAT!
Neptune proceeded to turn into a motorcycle.
Neptune-All of you can ride me at once! Ooh, people are gonna screenshot the crap outta that last frame...
And... We're done!
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
