Notes to Cyan: Get a lesson on romance from Derpy.
Derpy: No.
Cyan: Yes.
Derpy: No.
Cyan: Yes.
Derpy: No!
Cyan: Yes!
Derpy: Fine...
Cyan: Yay!
Notes to Derpy: Stop writing romance stories.
Cyan: But then how will I make poems about them?!
Derpy: STOP MAKING POEMS!
Notes to Cyan: Stop overworking your subordinates.
Cyan: ...no.
Derpy: Send help.
Notes to Derpy: Stop shipping random characters together
Cyan: But isn't that the easiest way to make enemies?
Derpy: Probably.
Random Reader: Hey, when will you guys write the Dorian x Raidea story?
Both: NO!
Notes to Cyan: Write something other than Neptunia.
Cyan: I'm actually planning on writing a Mary Skelter: Nightmares fanfiction.
Derpy: No. You won't.
Cyan: ...maybe...
Derpy: No.
Notes to Derpy: No skin-ships allowed.
Cyan: Why is everything on this list have to do with you forcing two people together?
Derpy: I'm just surprised you haven't...
Cyan: ...
Derpy: ...um.
Cyan: ...
Derpy: ...oh my god...
Notes to Cyan: Stop the TFS references.
Cyan: No.
Derpy: but...
Cyan: NO!
Notes to Derpy: Write seriously.
Derpy: No.
Cyan: but...
Derpy: NO!
Notes to Cyan: Take a break.
Cyan: NEVER!
Derpy: Don't even try... I've been telling him that for a year now...
Notes to Derpy: Stop creating anomalies with multiple branched timelines...
Derpy: I could...
Cyan: I won't.
Notes to Us: Write more.
Cyan: ...
Derpy: ...
Cyan: ...so... riot?
Derpy: Riot.
YOU ARE READING
Scrapped Stories
FanficThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
