Scrapped Stories

Sword Art Offline Chapter Two: Being Unprofessional

(Location Update: Floor 8)"Huff huff huff""How long have we been climbing for"*When we last left off, Team Cyber were getting their butt kicked by a dog**Team Leader Cyber lead the team to floor 8**And now*"Ok Draq, we've made it to the floor boss""I have a plan"*Play "eye of the tiger"*Dorian kicks the door open.Dorian and Draq walk into the boss room, Eye of the tiger playing in the background."Wait, wait"*Stop music*"Lets try this again""I have a better idea"*Play "Take on me" (NSP Cover)*Dorian and Draq kick open the door, doing the Take on meme dance."What what"*Floor 8 cleared [Kirito]*"Dammit"*Cue intro*(Location Update: Floor 9)"This is why we don't take an hour learning the dance routine"Draq pulls out his crossbow."What is it"A player was challenging us to a battle."Ok, Draq you ready"*nod*"Lets duel"(Because the following scene is sad and disappointing,the author has decided not to waste your time)"Ow""This is why we don't CHALLENGE A LV.32"Draq shoots an arrow into my foot.My foot catches on fire."IT BURNS!"I spend the next 5 minutes running in circles trying to put the fire out."Lets just go to the dungeon"(At the dungeon)"Ok when we open this door, there will be a boss,and that boss' butt we will kick, and with that butt we shall eat.Draq come eat that boss butt with me"Draq shoots another arrow into my foot."HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT"*Sizzle sizzle*(Inside the boss room)"Ok wheres the boss"Draq points to the roof."What is it, all I see is... OH MY GOD!"Dried up humans wrapped in spider webs hang from the ceiling.It looks like all their blood was drained from their body."Please don't tell me"A giant spider drops to the ground.An army of smaller spiders follow."Noooooooooooo"Draq pulls out his crossbow."Its spidergeddon"I pull out my Ipod Touch."Excel Overdrive"Crystal began forming around my body.The Cyber suit was once again incomplete.Chestplate, Shoulder pads, Knee pads, and this time a helmet."Cyber ball, crush them all"*Oh hey, that rhymed*"Don't care, narrator"Draq begins launching fire arrows, setting small spiders on fire."That big one is gonna be a problem"The giant spider starts pooping out smaller spiders."This is the worst, its litterally reproducing"Draq gives me a look."What its terrifying"*Hey, I guess arachnophobia is gonna make this hard*"Didn't I tell you I don't care"The giant spider climbs up the side of the wall."Draq shoot it down"I activate Cyber Blade and start charging at the giant spider.Draq shoots the spider off the wall."Draq, Boost"I boost off Draq's arms at fly into the air."Now a downward slash"I aim my sword at the spiders head, and pierce into the spiders head.The spider splits into 3 large spiders."Why did they program this into the game"Draq fires off three arrows at once, each one making contact.The spiders burst into flames.10 spiders burst out of the large spiders."We have 30 more"Draq fires countless arrows.I place my Ipod Touch into my arm slot.The crystal turns to a black colour with red circuit board symbols.The armor becomes a full body suit."Cyber Ball"A send out a giant ball that crushes the spiders.Draq finishes off the last of them with arrows.A message appears in front of us.*Congratulations**Reward $4600*Draq recieves a special reward.*Special Reward: Dragon Crossbow*"That wasn't programmed into the game either""Whats going on"*Floor 9 Cleared [Draq]*"I guess it goes to whoever finishes the boss""Wait are we even registered as a team"Draq shakes its head."Well, I guess we're off"(Location Update: Floor 10)"Welp, I hated that boss""?"<Hey, I knew id find you here>I look over to see..."Griff"<Hey>"So you're in this game too"<Yeah, funny story>"He's gonna tell me a long story isn't he"<My story begins....>"Yep, should have known"End of Chapter [Dorian] [Draq] lv.18 lv.17