Scrapped Stories

Cards Against Hackers Ch.1: The Game That Ends Friendships.

Players:

Dorian Moon:

Draq:

Griffal:

Neptune:

Noire:

Blanc:

Plutia:

Vert:

"Alright everyone, gather around"

It's a fall evening, in the middle of the day, the sun was setting. It was a thursday on a tuesday, Snow was falling, it was valentine's day on my birthday.

I had gathered the goddesses of Gamindustri and a few other friends to play a game of Cards Against Humanity. "As celebration for finishing Deity Hacker, we will be playing a card game based on the series" Everyone looked at each other, confused. "We will be playing 'Cards Against Hackers'. The rules are simple...

Everyone grabs 10 white cards from the deck, then one person, who is the card czar, will grab a black card. Then, they would read off the black card and the other players will have to put the card they think fits, with the black card. The Card Czar then picks the one they think is the best. Then the winner takes their card and the person to the left of the Card Czar is the new card czar. Everyone who put a card in grabs one more card, to keep their hand at 10 cards."

Everyone at the table grabbed 10 white cards, expressions vary.

I grab my hand and smirk. "Ok, I'll start as the Card Czar"

I grab a black card from the deck, placing it face up on the table.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of _"

Everyone places their cards in a pile next to the black card.

I clear my throat and pick up the first white card.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Neptune's 'Nepu' Face"

I look over to see Neptune with her 'Nepu' face on.

I slowly look back to the next card.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Crapbaskets"

We get a few laughs out of that one, I turn back to the pile.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Author being a dick"

"He really is" Everyone nods in agreement.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Having sex with Neptune"

"Who put that in! Who has the balls!" I glare at everyone at the table.

Draq speaks up. "So, it was that sore afterwards"

"Shut it"

I hastily flip over the next card.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Gang Bang!"

"Seriously, right after the last one" Plutia stares menacingly at me.

I pretend to not notice her and flip over the card.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Cosplaying as a goddess"

"I am this close to killing someone" Everyone bursts out laughing.

I flip over the last card.

"I can't activate HDD, must be because of Parodix's keyboard arms"

I raise up a white card. "Author being a dick"

Griffal leans over and grabs the black card.

Everyone takes one white card off the deck.

"Ok Draq, you're up"

Draq nods and takes a black card.

"Coming to Planeptune this year, _ the musical"

I turn to Neptune. "So, when are we getting a theatre"

Neptune shrugs, and puts her card into the pile of white cards stacking up.

Draq picks up a white card from the pile and reads it in the 'Announcer Markiplier' voice. "Coming to Planeptune this year, Conquest Ending the musical"

Everyone goes silent, not a single word. I clear my throat.

"I'm sorry for your losses..."

Draq flips over the next white card.

"Coming to Planeptune this year, Space Time Waterslide the musical"

Neptune and I both start bowing. "All hail lord plot"

Draq gives us an amen and turns over the next card.

"Coming to Planeptune this year, Rom x Ram Fanfiction, the musical"

Blanc erupts with anger, as shown with her eye turning red. "What!"

I shoot my hands into the air. "Hey, don't shoot the Author. The only fanfiction I write is OC x Neptune." Draq flips over the next card.

"Coming to Planeptune this year, CPU Gang Bang the musical"

"Why is it that there are so many of those" Neptune shrugs in response.

"Coming to Planeptune this year, Megadimension Neptunia VII the musical"

I'm pretty sure everyone had the same thought, that would be one long musical.

"Coming to Planeptune this year, That one cat OC that was never used the musical" Draq flips over the white card that won.

"Rom x Ram Fanfiction"

Griffal grabs the black card, Blanc shooting an angry look at Griffal.

"I'm gonna kill you" Blanc activates HDD. I interject, stopping what could've been a massacre. "Save it for the game"

Griffal takes a black card from the deck.

"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in _"

Everyone feels a chill go down their spines, looking over to Plutia.

The cards haven't even been placed yet and we're already scared of her.

"Let's end this here for now, and we'll get back to this later"

Neptune hops out of her chair. "Pudding break!"

End of Chapter