Nuke ass. The shit-tacular energy drink.
The taste the taste the taste is gonna move ya.... To the bathroom.
NUUUUUUKES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF MY WORLD! THEY ARE OSAMA BIN LADEN'S BREAKFAST! THEY COME OUT OF THIS SODA, BUT THAT I MEAN YOUR BUTTHOLE! SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR TOILET, (Fucky You studios is not responsible for damage to anis or toilet) GRAB A CAN OF NUKE ASS FROM THE STORE, DRINK IT UP, THROUGH YOUR BUTT. YEAH. YEAH. GRAB A CAN AND DRINK IT FULL, THE TASTE THE TASTE IS SHIT-TACULAR, IT'S LIKE A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF ENERGY IN YOUR BUTT, BEND OVER AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE, IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF NUKE ASS. IT'S AN AMAZING DRINK THAT'S GONNA NEED, A FEW MORE WIPES FROM YOUR SANDPAPER TOILET PAPER. WOO! GRAB A CAN OF NUKE ASS. THE BEST DRINK IS NUKE ASS. AH AH AH. I WANNA CAN OF NUKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS! I'LL PROBABLY GET DIABETIC. IT TASTES LIKE VICTORY, AND EXPLOSIONS! AN AMAZING DRINK THAT IS 100% NUKE AND ASS. WOO!
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
