Players:
Dorian Moon:
Draq:
Griffal: 2
Neptune:
Noire:
Blanc/White Heart:
Plutia:
Vert:
Neptune comes back into the room, sitting down at the table exhaling.
"Neptune, how long was that pudding break"
Neptune looks at me with confusion.
"It was only five minutes"
I rip out my Ipod Touch and show her the date.
"It's been 4 days!"
Griffal sits at the end of the table impatiently.
"Come on, put the cards in"
Everyone piles their cards next to the black card and Griffal lets out a laugh when he flipped over the first one.
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in Dogoo Hentai"
The goddesses of Hyperdimension remember the dogoo episode, and shiver.
"Happy thoughts, happy thoughts, Griffal, hurry up and read the next card"
Griffal nods and flips over the next.
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in underneath the belt"
Blanc and Neptune, who were sitting next to Plutia, slowly moved away.
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in Scrapped Ideas"
Everyone stares blankly at Griffal, motioning for him to continue.
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in Cards Against Hackers" Everyone gets a cold chill down their spines. Plutia seems to be smiling. "Griffal please, next card"
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in being able to say Neptune's name and becoming president" We all turn to Neptune, who has her Nepu face again. "That will never be a thing"
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in Full on Rage Mode"
"I would hate to see that" Everyone else nods.
"A new movie is coming to Gamindustri, Iris Heart in riding them into battle" Everyone turns to me. "Ok, it was an accident" Draq and Griffal nod.
Griffal lifts up a white card. "Who had Cards Against Hackers"
Everyone looks around at each other. Plutia activates HDD, and takes the black card. "Now then, let's have some fun"
Neptune takes a black card from the deck, motioning like the 'you received' pose from Legend of Zelda. "Alright, and we have..... Uh?"
"_ + _ = Neptune in a nutshell"
Everyone has an evil grin and can't stop psychotically laughing when Neptune reads this. "Payback time"
Everyone piles the white cards in.
Neptune takes the first white card.
"Pudding + Nep = Neptune in a nutshell"
I count on my fingers... ¨Yup, that's basically sums it up..."
"Revealing the timeline + Plot convenience = Neptune in a nutshell"
Neptune laughs and flips over the next card.
"Nepu Nepu Nepu Nepu Nepu Nepu + Nep, nep nep, nep nep, nep nep, nep, nep = Neptune in a nutshell"
I look over at the cards in Neptune's hand. "Is... Is that a blank card?"
Neptune shrugs and flips over the next card.
"Cross combination + Dimension Tripper!!!! = Neptune in a nutshell"
We all nod in agreement. "That's all she ever uses..."
"Neptune's addiction to pudding + Hardcore Autism = Neptune in a nutshell"
"Wait a minute, that's good... I should put that in the deck..."
"Boing boing boing, like a kangaroo + Neptune x Dorian fanfiction = Neptune in a nutshell"
Insert spastic boinging here...
"Suffocating Neptune with a pillow + Nepu = Neptune in a nutshell"
We all look over to Noire, who seems to be staring deviously at us.
Neptune raises the pair of white cards into the air.
"Neptune's addiction to pudding and hardcore autism."
I lean over and grab the black card. "Thank you, deus ex machina.."
Noire prepares to take the next black card, when a knock on the door stops her.
We all turn to the origin of the knocking.
"Is... Anyone going to get that...?"
They all stay seated and stare at me. "Fine..."
I get up and walk over to the door. "If you're the pope or the police, get the hell of my property... Oh..."
Raidea and Saka walk in and sit down at the table. "So, can we join..?"
End of Chapter
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
