Raidea: can you get rid of him already? I can't take his BS anymore.
Dorian: I'll have to think about it... I thought about it... nope.
Raidea: Ever wondered how something like this happens? Like how the author and an OC somehow meet up?
Dorian: Through the powers of bull$#!%, speaking of which, I need to update something...
Raidea: ok... you want me to ask what your up to don't you? Nope. Not happening.
Dorian: ...
Dorian: (The person you are trying to reach is offline, if you wish to reconnect, please type 9)
Raidea: 8
Dorian: (Thank you for selecting... Erotic Porn...)
(Porn sounds play)
Raidea: oh, I guess 8 in your world autocorrects to aids.
(Video changes to ending of Frosted Flakes...)
Raidea: I will forever hate you, you @$$hole.
(Siri turns on)
Siri: Looking up images for f*cking Heather's @$$hole.
Raidea: WAT!?!?!!?!!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!???????
Dorian: Your English broke...
Raidea: Error glass pane, Shatter has stopped responding. Please close program.
Dorian: Oh great, they're mating... This is almost turning out like the divorce.
Raidea: (evil spirit of the vista taking control): I'M STILL HERE BITCH!
Dorian: The power of Christ compels you! Wait... The powers of "Me!" Compels you!
Hades come out of the ground.
Hades: get that cross outta here.
Descends.
Raidea: k bye dad.
Dorian: $#!%, really...?
Raidea: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Dorian (OC): Can I get a line in this...?
Dorian + Raidea: No!
Raidea drop kicked Dorian (OC) off of a cliff. Dorian (OC) extends out shadows and grabs hold of a branch, and grapples to the branch, and drills through the mountain, appearing beside Raidea, and lifting him up by the legs, and slamming him on the ground, slamming intensifies, lemme smash. Dorian grabs Dorian (OC) with, what seems to be, a massive dollarama black gel pen for $2.50, and sends him into another dimension. The last thing heard was... "The chances of my system being hacked is about as likely as someone falling out of the sky and landing on me." Then silence...
Dorian: So... I'mma go now.
Dorian disappears...
Raidea: ...
Raidea: $#!%!
The End.
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Scrapped Stories
FanficThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
