Let's cut to the chase. Everyone was in the main menu screen for We Need To Go Deeper.
Dorian: ...And that's Why you're all here.
Raidea: ...can I leave yet?
Dorian: Never.
Saka read the change log on the right side of the screen.
Saka: Tired of always dying? Now you have infinite game over/ retries. You can die more than Dorian, Kaidea, or Terminator and always keep going.
Raidea: Won't THAT be useful.
Dorian: I find that highly unlikely...
Kaidea:...why do I feel like your targeting me.
Dorian: *pats Kaidea's shoulder* ...We are.
Raidea: Get in the f*cking submarine!
Everyone proceeded to get in said f*cking submarine,
Raidea: Ok, who's piloting? I can imagine Dorian on the gun.
Dorian: ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER?!
Raidea: This has nothing to do with ge~...
Dorian: I'll be the one doing the piloting.
Kaidea: Can I do guns?
Dorian: Kaidea, you're blind... and deaf. SURE!
Raidea: Not a chance. Not happening, Saka get on guns.
Saka: No way! I'm not getting on your gun!
Raidea: The ship's guns...
Dorian: Was I too late to say 'Bow-chika-bow-wow?
Kaidea: Shut it, Tucker.
Raidea: I'll handle power, Kaidea... I really don't wanna trust you with repair... but it's all we got for you. Actually no. Sit around, do nothing. I'll do everything.
Dorian: Got it. In that case I'll take the role of Neptune, since Raidea has already stolen Noire.
Saka: I'll drink to that.
Raidea: You'd drink to anything!
Dorian: Why did we bring the case of beer on board? Aren't we all minors?
Raidea: We're deathless, you're ageless. What the hell do you care?
Dorian: I can drink to that.
Saka: You drink?
Dorian: GODDESS DAMMIT!
Kaidea: What? *click*
Dorian: Hm...
Raidea: What are you planning...?
Dorian: What makes you think I'm planning.
Raidea: You're holding speakers... And you have a megaphone hooked up to a microphone.
Dorian: How deaf can a deaf person deaf?
Raidea: ...Huh?
Dorian: *inhale* SHE'S HURTS!
Kaidea: F*CK! *falls over*
Saka: I don't think he's getting back up.
Dorian: Does he even know what up is?
Kaidea: *click* OH $#!%!
Raidea: How high pitched are the speakers?
Dorian: Enough to turn echolocation into a rave party. Or give someone a seizure.
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
