Scrapped Stories

Sword Art Offline Chapter Five: Game Breaking Glitch

*Floor 41 Cleared [Kirito]*"Ok guys, we need to step up our game"Draq is firing arrows across the field.*We're still on floor 34, training to take over the game*"Kirito has been clearing too many floors"<So, why are we trying to get farther>"Why shouldn't we be"<If I recall, the only way to get to floor 35 is to scale the mountain>"So"<Thats why we haven't left floor 34>Draq pulls out a TwinShot."So, lets train until the sun goes down"<Who knows how many floors Kirito will have cleared by then>"Doesn't matter, as long as we make it to floor 100 first"*Cue Intro*(Later that night)"Hiyaaah"I slice a demon in half."Alright that should be enough"<Are you sure>"Ya"<We spent the entire night training>"Yeah, but now we're at lv.70, why are you worrying"*Floor 74 cleared [Kirito]*"I guess that is a problem"<And he got married>"Wow, maybe he'll be busy, we might have a chance to get ahead"<We better hurry, they'll be going to raid the boss soon>(Location Update: Floor 75)"Alright, we're here"Enemies spawn in front of us."Achoo, it feels like someone insulted me"Draq shoots an arrow across the dungeon, striking multiple enemies on its way."Lets go fight the boss"We take a step towards the door.My body starts to glitch out.I look over at Draq and Griff, they're also glitching.Draq disappears, then Griff, then everything goes black.I wake up in another dungeon.A large door is locked behind me.Draq and Griff are here too.A message appears above.(Location Update: Floor 76)"Strange, the door to floor 75 isn't open"<I guess it was a glitch>"You know what this means"Draq passes us some TwinShots."They can't get in here"I pop out the copper bullets and replace them for titanium, Infused with igneous.Griff infuses titanium with Quicksilver.Draq melts the titanium into his TwinShot."Draq hit dat music"*Play "Another one bites the dust"*"Lets rock"*Dum dum dum*"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 76 cleared [Dorian])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 77 cleared [Draq])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 78 cleared [Griff])(Floor 79 cleared [Dorian])(Floor 80 cleared [Draq])"And another one cleared and another one cleared""Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 81 cleared [Griff])"Hey, I'm gonna beat you too"(Floor 82 cleared [Dorian])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 83 cleared [Draq])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 84 cleared [Griff])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 85 cleared [Dorian])(Floor 86 cleared [Draq])(Floor 87 cleared [Griff])"And another one cleared and another one cleared""Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 88 cleared [Dorian])(Floor 89 cleared [Draq])(Floor 90 cleared [Griff])"Hey, probably sued for copyright"(Floor 91 cleared [Dorian])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 92 cleared [Draq])(Floor 93 cleared [Griff])(Floor 94 cleared [Dorian])(Floor 95 cleared [Draq])(Floor 96 cleared [Griff])"Another floor bites the dust"(Floor 97 cleared [Dorian])(Floor 98 cleared [Draq])(Floor 99 cleared [Griff])"Ok, what the hell"(Location Update: Floor 100)"The boss isn't here"<Probably isn't going to be good if its because of the glitch>Draq is firing at the wall."Now what do we do"<No congratulations or anything>"Hey, I think I found a message"*Sword Art Online has been cleared [Kirito]*"Noooo"<No way>{Dammit!}"?"<?>{What}"Draq, how are you talking"{You just assumed that my mike was broken}<Why didn't you speak up>{Wanted to see how fun it would get}"So now what"<There isn't really anything left to do>{Do you feel a slight tingling}"Aaaah"I look across the room at my clock."Its already 3am"I unplug my project and put it away."I need to get some sleep"I open my window to let the cool cottage air fill the room."I wonder if they'll like the game"My project with the Nepulus rift helmet, lays on the side.A small game cartridge says "Eclipse Horizon"The End