Notes to Cyan: Stop writing poems...
Notes to Derpy: Fix your grammar...
Derpy: If you're done actually being serious, can we get to the real stuff?
Cyan: ...Hmm...
Notes to Cyan: Apparently, It's not a good idea to sell time travel devices to the public.
Derpy: Who would even buy that?
Cyan: You don't want to know...
Notes to Derpy: It's been made known that it's technically not legal to eat Hawaiian pizza.
Cyan: Says who?!
Derpy: Cereal Pizza Place.
Cyan: You should sue.
Derpy: Then who would bring the pizza?
Notes to Cyan: It is not a good idea to eat the enemy disc.
Cyan: I had to make sure Arfoire couldn't get her hands on it.
Derpy: You could've just destroyed it...
Cyan: ...DAMN YOU HINDSIGHT!
Notes to Derpy: It would be in the best interest of all Gamindustri, if you stayed away from children.
Derpy: But we needed a sacrifice!
Cyan: Aren't you deathless?
Derpy: ...you want me to leave the ritual in the hands of the eight year old!?
Cyan: ...I feel a poem coming on...
Derpy: NO!
Notes to Cyan: Cross referencing is fine, but when you're damaging the timeline, we have a problem.
Cyan: If laying in my bed at night has taught me anything, it's that I'm the master of confusion.
Derpy: No... I think it just taught you that you made a mess...
Cyan: TO OTHERS IT'S A MESS, TO ME IT'S A MASTERPIECE!!!
Derpy: No, no. It's a f***ing train wreck.
Notes to Derpy: You cannot create something that is not man made.
Derpy: "So, it can't be man-made."
Cyan: "Yes, exactly!"
Derpy: So, can we duplicate it?
Cyan: I already said it can't be man-made.
Derpy: Yes, but can you make more of them?
Cyan: I don't think you understand what Man-made means.
Notes to Cyan: You cannot create god.
Cyan: I don't need to create god. I AM ALREADY HERE!
Derpy: You have problems...
Cyan: And yet, a year later, you're still here...
Notes to Derpy: Make more brain damage Raidea scenes.
Cyan: Pesrin why off take seething strap!
Derpy: Pesrin drinks the blood of his rivals...
Cyan: ...!
Derpy: Pesrin is satisfied.
Notes to Cyan: Doesn't always have to end with death.
Derpy: Hmm... I can't think of a good way to end this story.
Both: GUESS I'LL DIE!
Notes to Derpy: Don't f***, or kill, or enter any form of contact with minors.
Cyan: *takes a step back*
Derpy: What?
Cyan: *writes himself out of the story*
Derpy: What did I do?
Notes to Us: Finish a series before you start a new one.
Both: ...
Cyan: *smashes the camera*
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
