"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo"An army of facehuggers shot out of their eggs.The queen Xenomorph dropped to the ground.The facehuggers latched on to its body, creating armor."Why is this a thing"<I don't see the problem>*Bang*<Hey, do you see that>"See wha....""AAAaaaaaaahhhh"*Cue intro*"What the hell"<Nevermind, that was hilarious>Draq shot fiery arrows at the oncoming facehuggers."I think it layed an egg in my stomach"I draw my sword and slice a facehugger in half."These things are horrible"<I still don't see any problems>Draq runs away from an army of facehuggers.<Should we help him>"No, we will not"Draq opens a door and runs into another door, followed by the army."Griff, wheres the popcorn, this is great"<My bag is over there>We look over to see facehuggers crawling on Griff's bag.<That, was my bag>Draq sneaks away from the army, only to get chased again.Griff, and I are eating popcorn, watching the fun.I fistbump the queen Xenomorph, A bunch of facehuggers are cheerleading."I take it back, this is hilarious"Draq starts breakdancing with the facehuggers.<Ok, this is boring again>A portal appears and sucks in the queen Xenomorph."Where did it go..."<Probably, because plot>(3 hours later)*Floor 15 cleared [Cyber]"Who the hell is Cyber"<Like I said, plot>(Time Skip: 3 months)"Whats next on the agenda"*Oh hey, welcome back**We haven't seen you in months*<Draq, im gonna need 3, 6 packs of rounds, copper, not metal>"Why that"<Armor for Draq, trying to make it light>*So, we have arrived at floor 34*(Later)"Time for training"<Not now> "What do you mean 'not now'"*Because of this, we haven't been able to clear any other floors, since 15th**We bought a 'base of operations' on floor 34, for *Cough* personal uses*"We need to train if we are going to beat Kirito"<And why should we do that>"Cause this story isn't getting any more interesting"(On the field)"Ok, so I've thought of some names for new attacks"<Oh really, cool, and tell me why Draq isn't here>"Cause, unlike you, Draq actually trains"<You have no proof> Griff chugs down a mountain dew."Take another sip and I will kill you"*Sip**Slice*"Welp, that took care of it"The grass is stained with blood."Now get back up and tell me you're sorry"......"Hello"........."Crap, he's actually dead"(1 hour later)"And I mean really, who would've created a game where you could die IRL"........."Who could've known, hey, guess what..."........."You die when you're killed"........."Ha, he'll be back in the next chapter"............"Hello"........................"Draq?"....................."Any second now".................."Aaaaaannnnyyy ssssse...."End of Chapter. [Dorian] [Draq] [Griff] lv.37 lv.39 lv.31
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
