A guy watch into a doctors office and yells "help I have a diesel called charity's" doctor-go w did you get it
"I played with Ctan HeartAt this point Cuan popped into t of me and of th night skuFc, and screamed with full ooo I @EVERYONE HAS WODS" at this point the doctors head explain life's i to said, and everyone in a 6 now raisins is air the end
Dorian: That's not how it went...
Raidea: You're right, I think autocorrect had a hand in this.
Dorian: Don't you mean, a hand.
Raidea: ...
Dorian:. ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
Raidea: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Raidea:(derp face)
Dorian: Moving on!
Raidea then proceeded to jump off a cliff having his lord and savior destroyed.
What
Raidea: BURN IN HELL THIS IS WHAT A FAKE LENNY LOOKS LIKE (:/)
Neptune: Your Lenny sucks
Raidea: \_(-_-)_/
Dorian: Let's just give them the real story.
Raidea: Dammit he's a cabbage, well kids once upon a time over the hills and far away. A man ran into a doctors office and yelled, "HELP, I'VE GOT A DEADLY DISEASE CALLED CYANITIS!" The doctor kicked down the wall, "How did this happen" While aiming a shotgun at his face, "I played with Cyan." He then died. The end, or it would be if I was taking this seriously. Then Cyan sprouted up from his body and sung, "EVERYONE HAS CYAIDS" The doctor's head explodes into air. And everyone in a 6 mile radius is air. The end.
Dorian: Ah, truly my favourite story.
Raidea: I copyright this so don't steal or I stab you.
Dorian: Cyan is my property, so I sue you!
Raidea: I wasn't talking about you, (pulls out Rei Ryghts)
Dorian: Technically, she isn't Cyan Heart. She's just called the Goddess of Tari.
Raidea: well technically Fucky you
(Raidea then nuke ass. the end)
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Scrapped Stories
FanficThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...