Notes to self:
Don't send Noire constant friend requests using a username called "SmexyRobotPS4" She does not take kindly to that...
Do not give Nepgear the schematics for the Death Star.
I don't know who the hell decided to do that.
Delete Internet History...
There's some crazy $#!% on that.
Don't eat the CPU Memory, even if it looks like food.
That's how Plutia and Peashy became CPUs.
NEVER call Blanc flat.
If you treasure your life, You'd heed my warning.
When hosting a Christmas Party, don't spike the eggnog.
Draq thought it would be funny to spike the eggnog at Neptune's Christmas Extravaganza, Neptune ended up drinking just about enough to fill a barrel.
NEVER get into an argument about NepKart with Neptune.
She'd literally kill someone if they thought bikes were better than karts.
Don't let Nepgear be the Protagonist.
She'd probably be boring and then traumatize a lot of people with the ending...
When inviting the goddesses to the cottage for the weekend, be sure not to have another "Illegal Water gun Fight"
It was all fun and games until Iris Heart violated someone.
Don't make a game, then challenge Vert to finish it in under 3 days.
The final boss of said game was a scripted battle where you'd always lose.
If you somehow end up in the events of "Action Unleashed" don't get a nosebleed. I hope to god, Croire will be there to get me out of that time period.
NEVER hand Griffal your credit card and then ask him to buy a few cases.
He will take that as an opportunity to buy every case they have there.
NEVER let Vert convince Nepgear to play "Rock, Paper, Strippers"
No matter how much of a good idea it seems at the time, there will be lawsuits.
Don't get B-Sha involved in a crisis.
When it's all over, she'll charge you thousands of credit for her support.
NEVER play NeptuneO6.
I'll sleep that memory off like a bad hangover...
Don't make Mini-Histy, Mini-pissty.
You'll never hear the end of it.
NEVER change Dorian Moon to third person.
(This quote was erased due to the user being dead)
Don't start up the Cardboard Box Cult.
You'll get a lot of snakes on your plane.
Don't leave the story for a month to play games with two cats.
Long story short, Mechanical Animals, Attack on Titan Rip Off, Torture...
Don't forget to burn the evidence...
You heard me...
Don't challenge Iris Heart to a 'make IF piss herself' battle.
Three seconds in, and we're stuck draining the basilicom for hours on end.
Don't let any of the goddesses see the 'Shut up and keep talking' improv series. They must never find out.
Don't question Uzume's weapon choice.
Just.... Don't....
Don't use Adult Neptune's specimen book as a tool to capture pocketed monstrosities. Gotta enslave 'em all!
Don't forget to dispose of the T-Virus.
The label says "Caution! Cringy Zombie Movie warning"
Don't forget to
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Scrapped Stories
FanfictionThis is a compilation of all of the stories that I've scrapped over the years. Remember that these were written over the course of five years, so the writing may not be up to date, or written well. DerpySound helped in some of these stories, so be s...
